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Beetle Bailey - Mon, September 14, 2026

By Mort Walker
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Mon, September 14, 2026

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Humour OCR: THE AMERICAN PUBLIC DOES NOT WANT TO PUTOUR TROOPS IN HARM'S WAY 9/14 ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC DOES NOT WANT TO PUTOUR TROOPS IN HARM'S WAY 9/14 © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Military uniform OCR: SO I'M KEEPING MY BOOTS OFF THE GROUND GREG MORT WALKER SO I'M KEEPING MY BOOTS OFF THE GROUND GREG MORT WALKER
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Sun, September 13, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: Mort Walker's beetle bailey DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER SEE COMBAT? ?? YEAH DO YOU HAVE ANY WAR STORIES? ?? ????... I GOT KNICKED ONCE BY SMALL ARMS FIRE I WAS BURNED BY AN INCENDIARY DEVICE HAVE YOU BEEN WOUNDEDLT. FUZZ? 2301770 ???? GREG +MORT WALKER 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. I'LL BE BATTLING SARGE TOMORROW I TOOK SOME SHRAPNEL FROM AN I.E.D. MARYLOU FERTIG BROKE MY HEART IN FIFTH GRADE 9113 Mort Walker's beetle bailey DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER SEE COMBAT ? ?? YEAH DO YOU HAVE ANY WAR STORIES ? ?? ???? ... I GOT KNICKED ONCE BY SMALL ARMS FIRE I WAS BURNED BY AN INCENDIARY DEVICE HAVE YOU BEEN WOUNDEDLT . FUZZ ? 2301770 ??? ? GREG + MORT WALKER 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . I'LL BE BATTLING SARGE TOMORROW I TOOK SOME SHRAPNEL FROM AN I.E.D. MARYLOU FERTIG BROKE MY HEART IN FIFTH GRADE 9113
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Sat, September 12, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: WITH YOUR CHICKEN PARM WOULD YOU LIKE ZITIANGEL HAIR... ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. WITH YOUR CHICKEN PARM WOULD YOU LIKE ZITIANGEL HAIR ... © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Fiction OCR: I COULDN'T DECIDE GREG +MORT WALKER 9/12 I COULDN'T DECIDE GREG + MORT WALKER 9/12
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Fri, September 11, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER QUIT DRINKING? WHEN PIGS FLY 293317 ? 9/11 ???? ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER QUIT DRINKING ? WHEN PIGS FLY 293317 ? 9/11 ???? © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Animated cartoon OCR: IF I SEE THAT I'LL QUIT TOO! ???? BU GREG +MORT WALKER IF I SEE THAT I'LL QUIT TOO ! ?? ?? BU GREG + MORT WALKER
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Thu, September 10, 2026

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Comic book OCR: I SENT YOU OUT HERE TO WORK! I'M UPDATING MY SOCIAL MEDIA. MY FOLLOWERS ARE VERY DEMANDING Co ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. I SENT YOU OUT HERE TO WORK ! I'M UPDATING MY SOCIAL MEDIA . MY FOLLOWERS ARE VERY DEMANDING Co © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Pleased OCR: WELLI DEMAND YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS! THANKS FOR THE CONTENTSARGE! THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS! 9/10 GREG + MORT Walker WELLI DEMAND YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS ! THANKS FOR THE CONTENTSARGE ! THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS ! 9/10 GREG + MORT Walker
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Wed, September 9, 2026

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Photo caption OCR: I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO PLAY GOLF WITH TODAY WHY DON'T YOU ASK LIEUTENANT FUZZ? ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO PLAY GOLF WITH TODAY WHY DON'T YOU ASK LIEUTENANT FUZZ ? © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Play OCR: BUT I'VE NEVER PLAYED GOLF BEFORE! 9/9 GREG +MORT WALKER A STILL BETTER BUT I'VE NEVER PLAYED GOLF BEFORE ! 9/9 GREG + MORT WALKER A STILL BETTER
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Tue, September 8, 2026

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Fiction OCR: IS MEATBALLS TODAY'S SPECIAL ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. IS MEATBALLS TODAY'S SPECIAL © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Breakfast OCR: WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT THAT? THEY'RE NOT LEFTOVERS GREG+ MORT WALKER 918 WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT THAT ? THEY'RE NOT LEFTOVERS GREG + MORT WALKER 918
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Mon, September 7, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: YESBUT LOOK AT THE VIEW! AA 0 A ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. YESIT WAS A TOUGH CLIMBBUT LOOK AT THE VIEW ! AA 0 A © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Animated cartoon OCR: GREG +MORT WALKER 917 DOESN'T THAT MAKE ITALL WORTH IT? SCREECH! ? PEEP PEEP GREG + MORT WALKER 917 DOESN'T THAT MAKE ITALL WORTH IT ? SCREECH ! ? PEEP PEEP
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Sun, September 6, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: Mort Walker's beetle bailey AIEEE!! THERE HE GOES AGAIN YAWN! TIME TO HIT THE HAY SARGEWE NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU EAT SPICY PIZZA. BEFORE BEDYOU HAVE NIGHTMARES... PIZZA ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. RIGHT AFTERA LITTLE SNACK PIZZA BUT WHEN YOU HAVE MILK AND COOKIESYOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY REALLY ? YOUR DIET DEFINITELY AFFECTS YOUR SLEEP SOIN THE INTEREST OF EVERYONE'S SLEEP... SNAPS CHOC CHIP GREG MORT WALKER 916 Mort Walker's beetle bailey AIEEE !! THERE HE GOES AGAIN YAWN ! TIME TO HIT THE HAY SARGEWE NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU EAT SPICY PIZZA . BEFORE BEDYOU HAVE NIGHTMARES ... PIZZA © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . RIGHT AFTERA LITTLE SNACK PIZZA BUT WHEN YOU HAVE MILK AND COOKIESYOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY REALLY ? YOUR DIET DEFINITELY AFFECTS YOUR SLEEP SOIN THE INTEREST OF EVERYONE'S SLEEP ... SNAPS CHOC CHIP GREG MORT WALKER 916
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Sat, September 5, 2026

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Fiction OCR: DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ? I DO... M ? ? GREGt MORT WALKER DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ? I DO ... M ? ? GREGt MORT WALKER
Photo caption OCR: ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. CANOE-DLING THEY'RE 915 © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . CANOE - DLING THEY'RE 915
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