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Goomer - Fri, September 11, 2026

By Ricardo Martinez & Ignacio "Nacho" Moreno
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Fri, September 11, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: ELMABUT I CAN'T GIVE IT UP GOOMER! WHERE ARE YOU HEADED AT THIS HOUR? I'M GOING TO GET SOME SMOKES BUT YOU DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE! ? I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ANGUISHEDANXIOUS AND CHOKING... I FEEL SHORT OF BREATHI HAVE PALPITATIONS AND MY. HANDS ARE SHAKING... 2026 Ricardo & Nacho. Distributed by King Features Syndicate THEN I START TO PERSPIRE ALL OVER 9/11 MY VISION BLURS. I GET DIZZY THEN I FEEL NAUSEOUS AND HAVE RINGING IN MY EARS AND THEN THE WORST THING... THE HALLUCINATIONS! I SEE INSECTS WITH BLOODSHOT EYES THAT ASSAIL ME... IT'S HORRIBLEELMA! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! YOU POOR BABYYOU CAN'T KEEP ON SUFFERING. GO GET YOUR (IGARETTES RIGHT NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU? NO NEED. IF I WALK SLOWLY AND HOLD ON TO SOMETHINGI CAN MAKE IT WHAT'S TAKING GOOMER SO LONG? RICARDO NACHO ELMAI TRIEDI REALLY DIDBUT I CAN'T GIVE IT UP GOOMER ! WHERE ARE YOU HEADED AT THIS HOUR ? I'M GOING TO GET SOME SMOKES BUT YOU DON'T SMOKE ANYMORE ! ? I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ANGUISHEDANXIOUS AND CHOKING ... I FEEL SHORT OF BREATHI HAVE PALPITATIONS AND MY . HANDS ARE SHAKING ... 2026 Ricardo & Nacho . Distributed by King Features Syndicate THEN I START TO PERSPIRE ALL OVER 9/11 MY VISION BLURS . I GET DIZZY THEN I FEEL NAUSEOUS AND HAVE RINGING IN MY EARS AND THEN THE WORST THING ... THE HALLUCINATIONS ! I SEE INSECTS WITH BLOODSHOT EYES THAT ASSAIL ME ... IT'S HORRIBLEELMA ! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !! YOU POOR BABYYOU CAN'T KEEP ON SUFFERING . GO GET YOUR ( IGARETTES RIGHT NOW DO YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU ? NO NEED . IF I WALK SLOWLY AND HOLD ON TO SOMETHINGI CAN MAKE IT WHAT'S TAKING GOOMER SO LONG ? RICARDO NACHO
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Wed, September 9, 2026

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Graphics OCR: EX THIS IS HUMILIATING! I'M OUTRAGED! NO! YOU SAID I ASSAULTED YOUR FATHER WHILE I WAS ASLEEP! YOU JUST WANT TO EMBARRASS ME! 2026 Ricardo & Nacho. Distributed by King Features Syndicate I JUST SAID YOU'RE A SLEEPWALKER THEN WHAT'S HE DOING IN OUR BED? THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. BUT KEEP IN MIND I WAS AWAKE. VERY MUCH AWAKE! ON MY PLANET... ????? ...IT'S CUSTOMARY TO SPEND ONE NIGHT WITH THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE AFTER THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE RICARDONACHO EX THIS IS HUMILIATING ! I'M OUTRAGED ! NO ! YOU SAID I ASSAULTED YOUR FATHER WHILE I WAS ASLEEP ! YOU JUST WANT TO EMBARRASS ME ! 2026 Ricardo & Nacho . Distributed by King Features Syndicate I JUST SAID YOU'RE A SLEEPWALKER THEN WHAT'S HE DOING IN OUR BED ? THAT'S ANOTHER STORY . BUT KEEP IN MIND I WAS AWAKE . VERY MUCH AWAKE ! ON MY PLANET ... ? ? ??? ... IT'S CUSTOMARY TO SPEND ONE NIGHT WITH THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE AFTER THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE RICARDONACHO
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Sun, September 6, 2026

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Graphics OCR: 3 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. WE STAY OVER AT YOUR HOUSE TO SLEEP ONE NIGHTAND THAT'S THE NIGHT GOOMER STARTS TO SLEEPWALK IT'S A SHAMEBUT WHAT CAN WE DO? WE'LL HAVE TO BE PATIENT HE LOOKS SO VULNERABLESO INNOCENT ??? 9/6 2026 Ricardo & Nacho Distributed by King Features Syndicate NO DOUBT ABOUT ITHE'S NOT FAKING IS THIS THE SEXY HOTLINE? YOU DON'T THINK HE'S FAKING? HONEYI DON'T KNOW... MAYBE? ARRRGGHHHH HEY BEAUTIFULGIVE US A KISS... KISS SS KISS KISS GOOMERI'M YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW! GETTA HOLDA YOURSELF! RICARDO & NACHO 3 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING . WE STAY OVER AT YOUR HOUSE TO SLEEP ONE NIGHTAND THAT'S THE NIGHT GOOMER STARTS TO SLEEPWALK IT'S A SHAMEBUT WHAT CAN WE DO ? WE'LL HAVE TO BE PATIENT HE LOOKS SO VULNERABLESO INNOCENT ?? ? 9/6 2026 Ricardo & Nacho Distributed by King Features Syndicate NO DOUBT ABOUT ITHE'S NOT FAKING IS THIS THE SEXY HOTLINE ? YOU DON'T THINK HE'S FAKING ? HONEYI DON'T KNOW ... MAYBE ? ARRRGGHHHH HEY BEAUTIFULGIVE US A KISS ... KISS SS KISS KISS GOOMERI'M YOUR FATHER - IN - LAW ! GETTA HOLDA YOURSELF ! RICARDO & NACHO
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Fri, September 4, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: ???? MOMDO YOU THINK GOOMER'S REALLY SLEEPWALKING? YOU DON'T THINK HE'S FAKING? Hin ALTHOUGH... COME TO THINK OF ITI DON'T KNOW... I'M SO SORRY WE'RE GUESTS AT YOUR HOUSE AND GOOMER'S BEEN SLEEPWALKING 2026 Ricardo & Nacho. Distributed by King Features Syndicate 9/4 I WOULD HATE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR CAUSING HIM AN INJURY. IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAKE A SLEEPWALKER CHUFT ?? SOMETIMES I WONDER RICARDO & NACHO ?? ?? MOMDO YOU THINK GOOMER'S REALLY SLEEPWALKING ? YOU DON'T THINK HE'S FAKING ? Hin ALTHOUGH ... COME TO THINK OF ITI DON'T KNOW ... I'M SO SORRY WE'RE GUESTS AT YOUR HOUSE AND GOOMER'S BEEN SLEEPWALKING 2026 Ricardo & Nacho . Distributed by King Features Syndicate 9/4 I WOULD HATE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR CAUSING HIM AN INJURY . IT'S DANGEROUS TO WAKE A SLEEPWALKER CHUFT ?? SOMETIMES I WONDER RICARDO & NACHO
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Wed, September 2, 2026

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Fiction OCR: IT WORKS! IT WORKS! WHAT'S THE MATTERDEAR? SHH! SPEAK SOFTLYGOOMER'S SLEEPWALKING VULNERABLE? DO YOU THINK I CAN...? GOOMERCAN YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU GOING TO OBEY MY ORDERS? YES...] I WANT YOU TO SWEEP THE LIVING ROOMDUST THE FURNITUREDO THE WINDOWS POOR THINGHE LOOKS SO VULNERABLE YES... AND IRON THE YESTHE DISHES YES... 24-HOUR MAID SERVICE? RICARDONACHO IT WORKS ! IT WORKS ! WHAT'S THE MATTERDEAR ? SHH ! SPEAK SOFTLYGOOMER'S SLEEPWALKING VULNERABLE ? DO YOU THINK I CAN ... ? GOOMERCAN YOU HEAR ME ? ARE YOU GOING TO OBEY MY ORDERS ? YES ... ] I WANT YOU TO SWEEP THE LIVING ROOMDUST THE FURNITUREDO THE WINDOWS POOR THINGHE LOOKS SO VULNERABLE YES ... AND IRON THE YESCLOTHES AND WASHTHE DISHES YES ... 24 - HOUR MAID SERVICE ? RICARDONACHO
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Sun, August 30, 2026

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Animated cartoon OCR: WHEN THE TRULY IMPORTANT THING IS HAVING A HOME AND A WIFE TO KEEP THE BED WARM FOR YOU 1-A RICARDONACHO SORRYHONEY. I KNOW I TOLD YOU I WAS COMING RIGHT HOME AND I DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR DINNER AND I'M GETTING HOME AT A LATE HOUR 2026 Ricardo & Nacho. Distributed by King Features Syndicate BUT YOU KNOW HOW THOSE THINGS ARE SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT'S WORTH IT TO LOOK FOR A JOB WHEN THAT MAKES YOU NEGLECT YOUR FAMILY AND ALL IN THE PURSUIT OF BECOMING A BILLIONAIRE 8/30 ELMA? WHEN THE TRULY IMPORTANT THING IS HAVING A HOME AND A WIFE TO KEEP THE BED WARM FOR YOU 1 - A RICARDONACHO SORRYHONEY . I KNOW I TOLD YOU I WAS COMING RIGHT HOME AND I DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR DINNER AND I'M GETTING HOME AT A LATE HOUR 2026 Ricardo & Nacho . Distributed by King Features Syndicate BUT YOU KNOW HOW THOSE THINGS ARE SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT'S WORTH IT TO LOOK FOR A JOB WHEN THAT MAKES YOU NEGLECT YOUR FAMILY AND ALL IN THE PURSUIT OF BECOMING A BILLIONAIRE 8/30 ELMA ?
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Fri, August 28, 2026

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Comic book OCR: ? PENT DON'T TELL ME... HE GOT SICK OF YOU? DAD! GOOMER AND MOM ARE BACK! LACZIL ??????? 2026 Ricardo & Nacho. Distributed by King Features Syndicate 8/28 wwwwwwww ??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD'S- BILLIONAIRE FRIEND WHO CAME TO DINNER AND FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU DRESSED AS A MAID? THAT SWINE WHO LEFT HIS WIFE FOR YOU AND CONVINCED YOU TO LEAVE ME FOR HIS BILLIONSAND EVEN TOOK AWAY MY MOTHER TO BE HIS HOUSEKEEPER? NONOT AT ALL. IT WAS ALL GOING RATHER WELL LOOKHE EVEN PAINTED MY TOENAILS IT WAS ALL FINE UNTIL THE POLICE STOPPED HIS CAR AND THEY FOUND HIS WIFE IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR ? PENT DON'T TELL ME ... HE GOT SICK OF YOU ? DAD ! GOOMER AND MOM ARE BACK ! LACZIL ??? ? ? ?? 2026 Ricardo & Nacho . Distributed by King Features Syndicate 8/28 wwwwwwww ??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD'S- BILLIONAIRE FRIEND WHO CAME TO DINNER AND FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU DRESSED AS A MAID ? THAT SWINE WHO LEFT HIS WIFE FOR YOU AND CONVINCED YOU TO LEAVE ME FOR HIS BILLIONSAND EVEN TOOK AWAY MY MOTHER TO BE HIS HOUSEKEEPER ? NONOT AT ALL . IT WAS ALL GOING RATHER WELL LOOKHE EVEN PAINTED MY TOENAILS IT WAS ALL FINE UNTIL THE POLICE STOPPED HIS CAR AND THEY FOUND HIS WIFE IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR
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