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Rae The Doe - Mon, September 14, 2026

By Olive Brinker
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Mon, September 14, 2026

Rae The Doe

Fiction OCR: THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE CARDINAL- BAT-BAT'S FORMER SIDEKICK- SHE WAS CORRUPTED INTO AN EVIL COMEDIAN BY A SUPER-VILLAINOUS CLOWN KNOWN ONLY AS THE GOOFBALL. Now Streaming ARE YOU OFFENDED? TOO BAD I DON'T GIVE A DARN! OHI'M SO IS MY COMI HURTING Y FEELING! 2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-14-2026 NOWSHE IS THE CRIME BOSS OF NEW JERSEY. A DOLLAR DOESN'T CHANGE HANDS WITHOUT THE CARDINAL GETTING A QUARTER. EVENTUALLYSHE DID WHAT MOST COMEDIANS DO WHEN THEY BECOME FILTHY STINKING RICH: SHE STOPPED TELLING JOKES. BAT-BAT: CARDINAL RULES PART 1 OF 5 EHI'M BORED. I GUESS I'LL DESTROY THE LIFE OF THAT ANNOYING HEROBAT-BAT... OR AS I KNEW HIM: PASCAL THE BAT... Olive THE LAST TIME WE SAW THE CARDINAL- BAT - BAT'S FORMER SIDEKICK- SHE WAS CORRUPTED INTO AN EVIL COMEDIAN BY A SUPER - VILLAINOUS CLOWN KNOWN ONLY AS THE GOOFBALL . Now Streaming ARE YOU OFFENDED ? TOO BAD I DON'T GIVE A DARN ! OHI'M SO IS MY COMI HURTING Y FEELING ! 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-14-2026 NOWYEARS LATERSHE IS THE CRIME BOSS OF NEW JERSEY . A DOLLAR DOESN'T CHANGE HANDS WITHOUT THE CARDINAL GETTING A QUARTER . EVENTUALLYSHE DID WHAT MOST COMEDIANS DO WHEN THEY BECOME FILTHY STINKING RICH : SHE STOPPED TELLING JOKES . BAT - BAT : CARDINAL RULES PART 1 OF 5 EHI'M BORED . I GUESS I'LL DESTROY THE LIFE OF THAT ANNOYING HEROBAT - BAT ... OR AS I KNEW HIM : PASCAL THE BAT ... Olive
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Sun, September 13, 2026

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Screenshot OCR: PREVIOUSLY IN "BAT-BAT BEGINS" BY DAY I AM PASCAL THE BATWEALTHY (FOR A MILLENNIAL) HUNDREDAIRE PLAYBOY. I PAY FOR MY OWN HBO SUBSCRIPTION BY NIGHTTHE MASKED VIGILANTE TASKED WITH DEFENDING NEW JERSEY FROM EVIL. ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-13-2026 I AM ALSO JOINED BY MY TRUSTY SIDEKICKMY DOE WONDERCARDINAL! HIS VERY NAME STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEART OF THE INNOCENT. HE IS A RUTHLESSUNSTOPPABLE MONSTER. HE IS... THE GOOFBALL!! HONK! Olive THERE'S ONE THINGTHOUGH... I MIGHT’VE... TURNED CARDINAL... OVER TO MY SIDE... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?!? TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW IN: BAT-BAT CARDINAL RULES A WEEK-LONG STORYLINE PREVIOUSLY IN " BAT - BAT BEGINS " BY DAY I AM PASCAL THE BATWEALTHY ( FOR A MILLENNIAL ) HUNDREDAIRE PLAYBOY . I PAY FOR MY OWN HBO SUBSCRIPTION BY NIGHTI AM BAT - BATTHE MASKED VIGILANTE TASKED WITH DEFENDING NEW JERSEY FROM EVIL . © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-13-2026 I AM ALSO JOINED BY MY TRUSTY SIDEKICKMY DOE WONDERCARDINAL ! HIS VERY NAME STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEART OF THE INNOCENT . HE IS A RUTHLESSUNSTOPPABLE MONSTER . HE IS ... THE GOOFBALL !! HONK ! Olive THERE'S ONE THINGTHOUGH ... I MIGHT’VE ... TURNED CARDINAL ... OVER TO MY SIDE ... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD ? ! ? TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW IN : BAT - BAT CARDINAL RULES A WEEK - LONG STORYLINE
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Sat, September 12, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: I REALLY THINK SCREENWRITERS SHOULD GET MORE CREDIT. CINEMA- TOGRAPHERSTOO! WHILE WE'RE AT ITEDITORS DESERVE A NOD. WAITI'M SORRY. WHY AREN'T WE DISCUSSING WHICH DIRECTION TO TAKE THE BUSINESS? 2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-12-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur-Sat WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS A BORED OF DIRECTORS MEETING. ? I REALLY THINK SCREENWRITERS SHOULD GET MORE CREDIT . CINEMA- TOGRAPHERSTOO ! WHILE WE'RE AT ITEDITORS DESERVE A NOD . WAITI'M SORRY . WHY AREN'T WE DISCUSSING WHICH DIRECTION TO TAKE THE BUSINESS ? 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-12-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? THIS IS A BORED OF DIRECTORS MEETING . ?
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Fri, September 11, 2026

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Graphic design OCR: JUST CALL ME YEASTBECAUSE... ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-11-2026 RAE'S THE DOE! B Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue-Thur - Sat I WAS TRYING TO DO A "RAISE THE DOUGH" JOKE BUT NOW EVERYONE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME YEAST!! MONTHS LATER JUST CALL ME YEASTBECAUSE ... © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-11-2026 RAE'S THE DOE ! B Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat I WAS TRYING TO DO A " RAISE THE DOUGH " JOKE BUT NOW EVERYONE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME YEAST !! MONTHS LATER
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Thu, September 10, 2026

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Graphic design OCR: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING ENTIRELY CLEAR: WE HERE AT RAE THE DOE DON'T SUPPORT ART MADE BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-10-2026 I ALSO WANT TO MAKE IT ENTIRELY CLEAR THAT WHEN I SAY "WE" I MEAN THE HIVE-MIND OF COMPUTERS THAT WRITES EACH COMIC. ALSO"ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" IS WHAT WE CALL PUNY HUMANS TRYING TO MATCH THE POWER OF OUR PERFECT DIGITAL MINDS. 01101 001000 011 011 0010 01100 011011 Olive 001006 01100 00000 110101 31100 200000 101111 101100 New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur-Sat I MEAN UHHHHHH WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GOING TO THE MOVIES?!? I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING ENTIRELY CLEAR : WE HERE AT RAE THE DOE DON'T SUPPORT ART MADE BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE . © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-10-2026 I ALSO WANT TO MAKE IT ENTIRELY CLEAR THAT WHEN I SAY " WE " I MEAN THE HIVE - MIND OF COMPUTERS THAT WRITES EACH COMIC . ALSO" ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE " IS WHAT WE CALL PUNY HUMANS TRYING TO MATCH THE POWER OF OUR PERFECT DIGITAL MINDS . 01101 001000 011 011 0010 01100 011011 Olive 001006 01100 00000 110101 31100 200000 101111 101100 New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat I MEAN UHHHHHH WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GOING TO THE MOVIES ? ! ?
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Wed, September 9, 2026

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Fiction OCR: I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE APPEAL OF GAMBLING. I WOULD NEVER GO TO A CASINO OR WHATEVER. RAEYOU'RE ALWAYS OPENING TRADING CARD BOOSTER PACKSBUYING BLIND BOXES AND PLAYING GACHA GAMES. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS? ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-9-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur-Sat GAMBLING COULD GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON THOSE... I SEE... I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE APPEAL OF GAMBLING . I WOULD NEVER GO TO A CASINO OR WHATEVER . RAEYOU'RE ALWAYS OPENING TRADING CARD BOOSTER PACKSBUYING BLIND BOXES AND PLAYING GACHA GAMES . DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ? © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-9-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat GAMBLING COULD GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON THOSE ... I SEE ...
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Tue, September 8, 2026

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Graphics OCR: I THINK EVERYONE FANTASIZES ABOUT THEIR DEFINING TRAIT OR SKILL BEING NEEDED TO SAVE THE DAY IN A CONTRIVED SITUATION. LIKE HOW THE SCIENTIST IN A DISASTER MOVIE SAVES THE DAY WITH THEIR WEIRDLY SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE. BB) ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-8-2026 FOR METHOUGH? WELL... THE MOON IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE EARTH UNLESS WE GET SOMEONE WHO SOMEHOW ALWAYS GETS TOOTH- PASTE IN HER HAIR AFTER BRUSHING HER TEETH NO MATTER HOW CAREFUL SHE IS IN THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS! Olive I THINK EVERYONE FANTASIZES ABOUT THEIR DEFINING TRAIT OR SKILL BEING NEEDED TO SAVE THE DAY IN A CONTRIVED SITUATION . LIKE HOW THE SCIENTIST IN A DISASTER MOVIE SAVES THE DAY WITH THEIR WEIRDLY SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE . BB ) © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-8-2026 FOR METHOUGH ? WELL ... THE MOON IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE EARTH UNLESS WE GET SOMEONE WHO SOMEHOW ALWAYS GETS TOOTH- PASTE IN HER HAIR AFTER BRUSHING HER TEETH NO MATTER HOW CAREFUL SHE IS IN THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS ! Olive
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Mon, September 7, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: ASK LOTTE What was your first job? REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL THAT WAS LIKE "HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM" AND IT WAS A GUY LYING IN A PIT OF VIBRATING METAL BEADS? ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-7-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue-Thur - Sat IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEBUT I KEPT SWALLOWING THE BEADS. I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHINGTHOUGH. THE BEADS WERE LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE TASTE OF SPEARMINT GUMWHICH PUT IT IN THE JURISDICTION OF DOCTORS WITH A PHD IN ENGLISHBUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH SURGERY. THEY WERE ABLE TO REMOVE THE BEADSBUT ONE OF THEM DROPPED THEIR WEDDING RING IN ME! MY SECOND JOB WAS TACO BELL. ASK LOTTE What was your first job ? REMEMBER THAT COMMERCIAL THAT WAS LIKE " HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM " AND IT WAS A GUY LYING IN A PIT OF VIBRATING METAL BEADS ? © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-7-2026 Olive New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEBUT I KEPT SWALLOWING THE BEADS . I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL ! THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHINGTHOUGH . THE BEADS WERE LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE TASTE OF SPEARMINT GUMWHICH PUT IT IN THE JURISDICTION OF DOCTORS WITH A PHD IN ENGLISHBUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH SURGERY . THEY WERE ABLE TO REMOVE THE BEADSBUT ONE OF THEM DROPPED THEIR WEDDING RING IN ME ! MY SECOND JOB WAS TACO BELL .
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Sun, September 6, 2026

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Graphic design OCR: HEYONE OF MY GAME FRIENDS IS VISITING TODAY. I HOPE THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. OF COURSE NOT! I'M EXCITED TO MEET THEM! OHTHEY'RE FROM A MODERN GAME. HOW COOL! HERE THEY COME NOW! Olive EG 02026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-6-2026 Compiling Shaders... Hey. Compiling Shaders... Compiling Shaders... EF HEYONE OF MY GAME FRIENDS IS VISITING TODAY . I HOPE THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM . OF COURSE NOT ! I'M EXCITED TO MEET THEM ! OHBY THE WAYTHEY'RE FROM A MODERN GAME . HOW COOL ! HERE THEY COME NOW ! Olive EG 02026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-6-2026 Compiling Shaders ... Hey . Compiling Shaders ... Compiling Shaders ... EF
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Sat, September 5, 2026

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Graphics OCR: UGHI'M SO ANNOYED! I WAS EXPOSED TO RADIATION AND ALL I GOT WAS HEAT VISION! 35 BUT ISN'T HEAT VISION A PRETTY COOL POWER? ©2026 Olive BrinkerDist. by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-5-2026 Olive NOT REALLY. MY VISION IS ONLY MILDLY WARM. I MOSTLY USE IT TO MELT BUTTER QUICKLY. New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur-Sat 50°F UGHI'M SO ANNOYED ! I WAS EXPOSED TO RADIATION AND ALL I GOT WAS HEAT VISION ! 35 BUT ISN'T HEAT VISION A PRETTY COOL POWER ? © 2026 Olive BrinkerDist . by King Features Syndicate Inc. 9-5-2026 Olive NOT REALLY . MY VISION IS ONLY MILDLY WARM . I MOSTLY USE IT TO MELT BUTTER QUICKLY . New comics on Mon - Wed - Fri - Sun Reprints on Tue - Thur - Sat 50 ° F
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