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Suburban Fairy Tales - Fri, September 18, 2026

By Francis Bonnet
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Fri, September 18, 2026

Suburban Fairy Tales

Domestic pig OCR: DON'T WORRY! I WROTE THAT REPORT FOR YOU FOR YOUR JOB! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAPTOP?! b YOU WHAT? 2 YUP! AND I EMAILED IT TO YOUR BOSS UNDER YOUR NAME! SO NOW YOU CAN RELAX AND DE-STRESS! O2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME... OHHE HEARD YOU. BONNET DON'T WORRY ! I WROTE THAT REPORT FOR YOU FOR YOUR JOB ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY LAPTOP ?! b YOU WHAT ? 2 YUP ! AND I EMAILED IT TO YOUR BOSS UNDER YOUR NAME ! SO NOW YOU CAN RELAX AND DE - STRESS ! O2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME ... OHHE HEARD YOU . BONNET
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Wed, September 16, 2026

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Comic book OCR: MAYBE I COULD GET A JOB DOING WHAT YOU DO! SOWHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M WRITING A I'M STRESSED AND NEED TO GO GET REPORT FOR MY |COFFEE... DON'T TOUCH THE LAPTOP! BOSS AND I'M WAY BEHIND! 20 2 3 ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate IF HE'S STRESSEDI HELP MAKE IT WORSE? SHOULD TRY TO HELP! 01 BONNET MAYBE I COULD GET A JOB DOING WHAT YOU DO ! SOWHAT ARE YOU DOING ? I'M WRITING A I'M STRESSED AND NEED TO GO GET REPORT FOR MY | COFFEE ... DON'T TOUCH THE LAPTOP ! BOSS AND I'M WAY BEHIND ! 20 2 3 © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate IF HE'S STRESSEDI HELP MAKE IT WORSE ? SHOULD TRY TO HELP ! 01 BONNET
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Mon, September 14, 2026

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Suidae OCR: BONNET GULP! GULPI 3 SODA GULP! BLUUURP!! ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO TRY TO FIND A JOB TODAY? SHH! YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY ZOOM INTERVIEW! SODA 3 BONNET GULP ! GULPI 3 SODA GULP ! BLUUURP !! © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO TRY TO FIND A JOB TODAY ? SHH ! YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY ZOOM INTERVIEW ! SODA 3
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Sun, September 13, 2026

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Suidae OCR: SUBURBAN FAIRY TALES HERE'S THE CHECK. I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. WELLNOT THIS TIME! WE'RE GOING TO WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU TO COME BACK BEFORE WE PAY THE CHECK! OKAY. HOLD ON! EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EATYOU CONVENIENTLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM WHEN THE CHECK ARRIVES! BY FRANCIS BONNET THEN WE END UP PAYING THE WHOLE BILL WHILE YOU'RE GONE! ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate 09/13 SIGHE I GUESS THE TWO OF US ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO PAY IT. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TOO. BONNET SUBURBAN FAIRY TALES HERE'S THE CHECK . I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM . WELLNOT THIS TIME ! WE'RE GOING TO WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU TO COME BACK BEFORE WE PAY THE CHECK ! OKAY . HOLD ON ! EVERY TIME WE GO OUT TO EATYOU CONVENIENTLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM WHEN THE CHECK ARRIVES ! BY FRANCIS BONNET THEN WE END UP PAYING THE WHOLE BILL WHILE YOU'RE GONE ! © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate 09/13 SIGHE I GUESS THE TWO OF US ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO PAY IT . I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TOO . BONNET
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Fri, September 11, 2026

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Fictional character OCR: I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE.WHAT HAPPENED? ? ? I HUNG UP ON CALLERS WHO ANNOYED ME. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE BAD AT YOUR JOB AND YOU SHOULD LEARN TO DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE! ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate IF YOU WERE A CALLER I WOULD HAVE HUNG UP ON YOU ALREADY. BONNET I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AS A CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE .WHAT HAPPENED ? ? ? I HUNG UP ON CALLERS WHO ANNOYED ME . IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE BAD AT YOUR JOB AND YOU SHOULD LEARN TO DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE ! © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate IF YOU WERE A CALLER I WOULD HAVE HUNG UP ON YOU ALREADY . BONNET
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Wed, September 9, 2026

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Suidae OCR: I'M THE ONLY ONE OF US WITH A STEADY JOB! YOU TWO NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND FIND EMPLOYMENT! HMM... I WANT A JOB WHERE I PRETEND TO BE BUSYBUT REALLY DO NOTHING...2 00201 ? AND I WANT ONE WHERE I TAKE CREDIT FOR SOME OTHER SUCKER'S WORK. ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate WE'D LIKE TO APPLY TO BE YOUR MANAGERS! BONNET 00200 I'M THE ONLY ONE OF US WITH A STEADY JOB ! YOU TWO NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH AND FIND EMPLOYMENT ! HMM ... I WANT A JOB WHERE I PRETEND TO BE BUSYBUT REALLY DO NOTHING ...2 00201 ? AND I WANT ONE WHERE I TAKE CREDIT FOR SOME OTHER SUCKER'S WORK . © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate WE'D LIKE TO APPLY TO BE YOUR MANAGERS ! BONNET 00200
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Mon, September 7, 2026

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Comic book OCR: YOU SEEM SAD ABOUT GOING HOMEWOLFETTE. m wh M DO YOU WANT ME TO AWW... THAT'S SWEETBUT A TERRIBLE IDEA. STAY WITH IT'S BECAUSE I CONTINUE TO BE A MESSY SLOB WHO NEVER PICKS UP THE HOUSE JUST FEELS 50 EMPTY WITH MY BROTHER BEING GONE. YOU UNTIL HE MOVES BACK IN? wwwwww M M M BONNET ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate AFTER HIMSELF. ISN'T IT? I LOVE YOU AND WOULD PREFER WE DIDN'T BREAK UP! YOU SEEM SAD ABOUT GOING HOMEWOLFETTE . m wh M DO YOU WANT ME TO AWW ... THAT'S SWEETBUT A TERRIBLE IDEA . STAY WITH IT'S BECAUSE I CONTINUE TO BE A MESSY SLOB WHO NEVER PICKS UP THE HOUSE JUST FEELS 50 EMPTY WITH MY BROTHER BEING GONE . YOU UNTIL HE MOVES BACK IN ? wwwwww M M M BONNET © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate AFTER HIMSELF . ISN'T IT ? I LOVE YOU AND WOULD PREFER WE DIDN'T BREAK UP !
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Sun, September 6, 2026

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Publication OCR: SUBURBAN Fairy Tales By Francis Bonnet Mmm M M mmm M OW! THE SOUP IS TOO HOT! LET ME BLOW ON IT FOR YOU... SNNNNN... WHOOO 00! is Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate 33 IT'S GOOD NOW! BONNET SUBURBAN Fairy Tales By Francis Bonnet Mmm M M mmm M OW ! THE SOUP IS TOO HOT ! LET ME BLOW ON IT FOR YOU ... SNNNNN ... WHOOO 00 ! is Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate 33 IT'S GOOD NOW ! BONNET
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Fri, September 4, 2026

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Suidae OCR: MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE WHEN SHE CALLS YOU. I DO ANSWER! 10 BRRB! 3 mmmm mm mom G ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE MY PHONE IS! ?????. BONNET MOM WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE WHEN SHE CALLS YOU . I DO ANSWER ! 10 BRRB ! 3 mmmm mm mom G © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE MY PHONE IS ! ????? . BONNET
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Wed, September 2, 2026

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Publication OCR: I THINK YOUR BROTHER IS IN GOOD HANDS WITH SIR LAMBELOT! wwwwwww M M BONNET YOU DO? www M M ABSOLUTELY! I WOULD TRUST SIR LAMBELOT WITH MY LIFE! ©2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist. by King Features Syndicate I CALL THIS NEXT EXERCISE A "SPIRITUAL ELECTRICAL CLEANSING"... TT I THINK YOUR BROTHER IS IN GOOD HANDS WITH SIR LAMBELOT ! wwwwwww M M BONNET YOU DO ? www M M ABSOLUTELY ! I WOULD TRUST SIR LAMBELOT WITH MY LIFE ! © 2026 Francis Bonnet | Dist . by King Features Syndicate I CALL THIS NEXT EXERCISE A " SPIRITUAL ELECTRICAL CLEANSING " ... TT
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